Back to business…
Now that the election has come and gone, it’s time to get back to the business “in hand”! Ah yeah, that would be… in your hand! I know, kinda corny, but you know me, I am just a good ole’ southern girl who likes to think that… well, I am funny, as well as creative! Those of y’all that have talked to me know that, at times, I try and bring a little humor into our calls… sometimes I get a warm reception and, well, sometimes I don’t! Hey, you can’t win them all, right?
So, the other day I was watching Oprah… yeah, I know, sssshhhhh! Anyway, of course, the only reason I watched it was because it was about SEX! I must say, I was quite amused at times, very shocked at times and, well… just shaking my head at times! I am going to share with you why I felt the feelings that I did, okay?
Firstly, there was a couple that was gracious and brave enough to go before the world and talk about their less than active sex life! Seems the wife just didn’t care about sex anymore and, well… the husband, of course, wanted/wants it all of the time! No big shocker… however, I guess I just don’t understand the woman not wanting it, but that is for another day! Bless their hearts for bringing us into their bedroom, which wasn’t very exciting to begin with…
Okay… so, Dr. Laura was on and she asked the couple if they ever fantasized? Yes, fantasy can bring a “bang” into a dull sex life, don’tcha think? Well, it can, but as I have said in my blog before, be very careful exactly how much you share about your fantasy with your significant other! So, they asked the wife what her biggest fantasy was? Ahhhhhhhhhh, she wants to be dominated! Not in a hurtful way, i.e., no whips, ball gags, nipple clamps or the such. She just wants her man to TAKE CONTROL in the bedroom! Some furry handcuffs would be nice, she says. And, just be forced into having sex, but in a passionate manner! This is WHY most woman buy those cheesy Harlequin romance stories… they want to GIVE UP their control and not have to be responsible for “getting you off!” No problem, you guys can handle that, right? Hmmmmmm….
Well, they ask the husband what his favorite fantasy is/was? This didn’t surprise me at all, as I hear it quite often in this line of business! Dear hubby wants to watch his wife getting fucked by another man! Well, I thought the wife’s teeth were going to fall out of her mouth! Now, they’ve been married for 20 plus years and NEVER discussed fantasies. All I can say is…. WHY the fuck not?
I caution you, just as Dr. Laura did the viewers, NEVER tell your wife that you want to have sex with another woman, LOL! It is okay if you want to share with your wife that you want her to share her body with another man, but NEVER, EVER, EVER tell your significant other that you are desiring of another woman’s body! Sure grounds for a divorce! And, if you do tell her, NEVER tell her about your desire of her sister, mother, best friend, your secretary, neighbor or, anyone that she knows! This will make her feel very insecure… and, the thought that you are even thinking of banging her sister or best friend will certainly assure that you won’t be getting any pu-nanni for a good long time!
Now, what really SHOCKED me is this…. an estimated 40 million people are currently living in SEXLESS marriages? WOW, again I say, WHAT THE FUCK? Ummmm…. I couldn’t live in the same house with a man and not take advantage of his God given tool… sorry, ain’t happening! I really feel for you guys that have to rely on your own hands to quench your sexual thirst all of the time…
That’s where I come into the picture! But, we’ll talk more about that in a few!
Now guys, listen up… do you know WHAT it is that WE women crave from you the most? Ahhhhh, I bet you don’t! No, it’s not your money! Not a live in maid to do all of the housework, although that would be nice! Nope, not the sexy lingerie, perfume, flowers or candy that you try and bribe us with! Not the roses or “free pass” for a night on the town with our girlfriends. Keep guessing… Not the candlelight dinner at our favorite Italian restaurant. Uh uh… Not that new pair of strappy sandals that are so fucking sexy… Hmmmm…. what is it? Give up yet? Well, I will tell you at the end of this post… haha!
Now, this next fact not only made me laugh my ass off, but I was astounded! Statistics say that MOST women have NEVER looked at their own pussy! WOW… what is that all about? I cannot imagine not having grabbed a handheld mirror, or stood in front of a mirror at some point and checked that beautiful little pu-nannie out! Admittedly, the first time I did, I was pretty young! I just had to find out what it was that was down there… it seemed soooooo interesting! And, it is, still today!
Dr. Laura encourages ALL women to explore themselves… in depth! So ladies ( I know you’re out there) grab that mirror… go and sit in a nice comfortable chair or lay on your bed, part those sweet little coochie lips and take a peek! Get to know yourself from the tip of your clitoris (sorry for the clinical words) all of the way back to your taboo little fuckhole (anus)! Use your fingers… slide them up and down… separate the folds of your clit… get to know the area of your vulva… you may even discover areas of great sensitivity that you weren’t aware of before!
Be adventurous and slide a finger inside of your pussy… move it all around inside of yourself… locate your g-spot… which, by the way, is about 1/3rd of the way inside and on the top side… That’s right, according to statistics, MOST women have no idea where their g-spot is located? Naturally, it is up to us women to have intimate relations with ourselves, so that we can steer our men in the right direction… I am sure you guys that are fortunate to have had relations with a woman that was clearly in touch with herself, have heard “a little to the left”, “a little to the right”, “oh yeah, right there”, “rub harder in a clockwise motion”, “ahhhhh, if you don’t stop flicking my clit back and forth like that, I am going to cum”, or, various comments.
As a side note, a very clinical one at that, for those of you that don’t know where the woman’s precious g-spot is, listen up! Using TWO fingers, wiggle or slide your way into the woman’s vagina… about 1/3rd of the way in, on the belly button side, you will feel some very soft tissue, similar to the feel of the tip of your nose, LOL, sorry…. very spongy feeling tissue… you will know when you are in the right spot when your woman feels the urge to…. how do I put this…. do I say urinate or pee? Anyway, you get the point, right? Gently rub the g-spot…. and wait and see what happens! If you don’t get any “oooooooohs, awwwwwwwwwws, yes, right there’s, mmmmmm’s, moans and groans, CLUE that you aren’t on that g-spot! Keep searching, you will find it…. Incidentally, the man’s g-spot is in approximately the same spot and has the same sort of feel and should evoke the same glorious response as when hitting the woman’s g-spot, except located in his ass! Don’t be afraid, go for it!
It is a beautiful thing when a woman is clearly IN TOUCH with herself! Not only can we guide our men, but also pleasure ourselves when our men aren’t around! I mean, it should be so easy to just wrap our hands around a cock, stroke it a few times while tickling that ball sac and squirt a nice load! LOL, which brings me to something I already knew, but found funny!
The average time for a man to cum is 7.2 minutes… I kid you not! And, the woman, 16.3 minutes! I know their are exceptions as is the case with all things in life. But, my suggestion to you guys is…. slow down a little! Enjoy the feeling a little longer… especially when you are with your woman! Remember, it takes most women a little more than twice the time it does for you to let go and orgasm!
Another interesting fact… man, I love this! The woman’s clit has more nerve endings than ANY other part of her body! And, more than a man’s cock! That explains the whole earth shattering feeling of all of those neurons and electrons wreaking havoc when we have the BIG O!
And, MOST women DID NOT know that their are THREE types of orgasms! Where in the hell are MOST of these women living? Are they having sex? You mean, they aren’t masturbating? Getting in touch and tune with their bodies? What the fuck? For those that don’t know, we women can have a clitoral orgasm (the 2nd best, in my opinion), a vaginal orgasm (fuck, I hate these clinical terms) or, a blended orgasm… the grandaddy of them all! The blended orgasm is when you have a clitoral and vaginal orgasm at the same time… that absolute cock wrenching orgasm that makes a man want to spend the rest of his life impaled in that sweet little pussy… great for us women, and also for the man! Don’t you agree, guys?
Okay, on to one more thing and then I am going to end this post….
MUTUAL MASTURBATION… a necessity, according to the experts, for our sex lives! And the best part, TOYS! Most men have never experienced with any kind of toy? You do know, toys (sexual aids) aren’t just for women, right? Good… okay!
Alright, so all of you reading this post need to get busy with it… with yourself, your wife, your girlfriend, your boyfriend or husband…!!
Now, this is for you guys… remember earlier I posed the question of what MOST women want more of? Well, the answer is in this video….enjoy!
Dr. Laura says… start with just a 10 second one everyday!!! Good luck!
